So I just performed that most scientific of all experiments (n=1 not 2 unfortunately) twice in succession and it was very anti-climactic. The relevant muscles barely worked at all. It seemed like a lot of output with almost nothing outputted, and now I have blue balls except deeper than my actual balls.
Also, my dick ended the experiment strongly identifying as a rubber garden hose, whereas just before it strongly identified as a 160 degree angle. I believe it is confused. On the bright side, my mood is still good enough to joke about the sorry state of my own penis. And being mentally functional is more important than otherwise. I never had the opportunity to know exactly what I’ve been missing out on the past 9 years, anyway.