Warning!: Watch out for Cocunut Oil

General Discussion
#1

Cocunut Oil has High Lauric Acid
Which is a potent 5ARI

I knew to stay away from it but I didn’t realize that it was in this particular food. I ate it. Whoofed it down really.

Started feeling all kinds of fucked up within like 30 mins. So it wasn’t all digested
I said Fuck It and induced vomiting.

I felt better. But I started to get the Jolts right before I would normally fall asleep. That’s the sign that I know my system has been hit. I normally pass out but if I get the jolts? I know I ate or did something my system couldn’t take

UnfuckimBelievable I have to make a list like this.
God Damn this disease.
Just don’t eat it

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#2

Damn, I hope you get better soon. Yup, for some of us, many plant fats can make us feel worse. I should learn how to induce vomiting, it would have come in real handy.

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#3

Thank you my friend
So far so good

When I eat that stuff one fo the first things it fucks with I believe is my cortisol.
As we all know 5ari’s have a cascading effect and affects us all differently
I wasn’t falling asleep so I down 3000mg of vitamin C and sure enough it got me to sleep.

I also believe that it was mostly inducing the vomiting that I didn’t digest all of the Lauric Acid.
Not my first time I ate something and it fucked me up

I treated it as if I had eating tel poison and used the 2 finger method. I know this might sound dramtic but you gotta treat it like a life and death situation
I didn’t wanna do it but ya just man up so to speak and be happy later you did

I know this post is ridiculous but it’s very real.

Huge HUGE no no’s for me are this and Dark chocolate. I see a label of it and I cringe.
Fuckim dark chocolate seriously???

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#4

Can you explain the jolts?

Which food did you have?

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#5

So as I’m about to fall asleep, like right before I’m about to go out I get this sudden panic burst.
My guess is something to do with the parasympathetic system or the other one I forget.

The closest I can describe it like when you feel like your falling when you sleep and you get “jolt”.
The the best I could do without acting it out in front of you.

It was an ice cream bar. They put Cocunut Oul in the outer chocolate (which I still sho up don’t be eating) to make it shine. For presentation I guess.
Hagan Daz makes them. Klondike bar
That type of ice cream bar

Is this not ridiculous

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#6

Ah, I know the feeling. Thanks for describing it.

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#7

wow, so what about those who jerk off using coconut oil cus they are out of regular lube and had only heard random “good things” about “health benefits” of coconut oil? I suppose this would not go so well with an already half numb member. Yikes.