This April Fools Day, relay your quirky/funny PFS stories!
Preliminarily, PFS is extremely traumatic and not funny. However, we’re still alive so let’s relay our personal quirky/funny stories on this April Fools! I have several:
I FINALLY found a hawt GF three
months before “the crash” in Dec. 2014. We were engaging in “frisky friction” and - HILARIOUSLY! - she pulled out A GINORMOUS BASKET OF CONDOMS and said “pick a couple.”
She then laughed and said “I went to a gay parade and they threw zillions of these to watchers!” We laughed uproariously.
Unfortunately 15 years of daily FIN usage had eviscerated my ability to sleep AND dulled my sexual plumbing (although I could still “pet the snake” normally), so we never had intercourse. I tried Viagra/Cialis, just not happening. Soooo … I mastered the art of fellatio and kept her “happy” until the CRASH! killed the party.
[As it happens, 2.5 years later I was extraordinarily fortunate and 1000% recovered naturally/inexplicably from worst-case scenario PFS except freakish sleep dysfunction. I contacted her in 2019 and explained everything and we chatted extensively (but she was married and unavailable)]
By Jan 2015 I was a deep-fried fiasco thanks to PFS! In desperation I trudged to the E.R. and DEMANDED to see a urologist IMMEDIATELY! HILARIOUSLY they sent a team of THREE GORGEOUS FEMALE UROLOGISTS to inspect me COMPLETELY NUDE! I stammered everything I knew about PFS and they surely thought I was insane and sent me home. (At the time, ZERO docs knew about PFS). Thanks for nothing, hawties!
Your turn!