This is interesting.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetrahydrogestrinone
“When THG reaches the nucleus of a cell, it binds to the androgen receptor at the ligand-binding pocket. Here it changes the expression of a variety of genes, turning on several anabolic and androgenic functions.”
This maybe just what we need. Something that turns on our bodies response to androgens by metabolizing them.

) in a way like some of these SARMs, might be a potential cure. Of course, thats after we figure out what the hell is going on. Maybe we could even hire that Patick Arnold to make it (or some other crazy fucker).